A quick note before I leave because I will forget.
Photo from here. And to the tune*, of the Bouncing Souls, East Coast, Fuck You! Portland, Fuck you. For being so got damn awesome and the accompanying awesomeness that I will be forced to only read about for the next three months. Driving me bonkers. Our weekend, again, 80 fricking degrees and sunny. Know that I will make the most of my weekend out west, red eye flight or not!
Velonews published this today! Free live coverage of the Superprestige cyclocross series. Hell yeah! And I have been twitterfied. *In the lyrics, replace Pizza with coffee and the city names with Portland, Seattle and S.F.
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Did Julie take away your mike n ikes?
2 local race series, a bunch of uci races within driving distance, 70/sunny training weather, cheer up.
Not that Portland doesn't look fantastic.
SO TALL
hmm, I don't have any funny comments (per Julie's request on her blog), but I did just run across a stupid joke:
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left
shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and
screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere
she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are
you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is
broken"
Some more Cross Crusade coverage:
http://www.crankmychain.com/2008/10/cyclocross-crusade-alpenrose-2008-you.html
Joke per Juiles blog:
A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.