Burning through my lives

I have fallen one too many times this spring, and three of these times have been the slow motion, "oh shit, I am really going to get messed up on this one" moments. I have been doing everything I can to try to be safe on the bike, but I guess sometimes the bad moments just find you. I was having problems on the path in the afternoon, so I started riding early in the morning. Typically I am leaving the building at 5 AM and hitting the path nine minutes later at 5:09. It has been pretty good. Low traffic, pleasant weather. Today was supposed to be an easy day with a few short efforts thrown in for good measure. As I finished the first sprint I was feeling strong, so I kept the gas on. Watching my speed more than the power it felt good to put on the cruise control and be at ~25 MPH. Every ten minutes I figured I throw in the sprint and I would finish an hour later. The further along I got the faster I was going and holding the power numbers up. It hurt, but it was not painful.
Hit 55th and the turn off to go around promontory point. This early there isn't anyone out there and the views are pretty nice so I made the left hook. I got out to the furthest Eastern point before making the easy turn South and looked down at the computer, not for long, just the glance you take every 1/2 minute. When I looked up there was a Chicago Squad car in the middle of the path coming straight at me.
And there it is, the instant slow motion. "Oh Shit!" Lock up the rear brake, jam on the front. Keep the back end down. "I am totally going to slam into the car!" Lean forward, steer left. "Why the hell is my back wheel all the way perpendicular at my right side?" Sliding out, correct the turn. Rear wheel whips around to the left side. Unclip. High side eject button. Hit the ground. Stopped. 2, maybe 3, seconds max.
Look behind me and the cops are getting out of the car. They ask if I am alright and I give myself a once over. They ask if I need an ambulance. No, I was fine. I struggled to get the chain back on the bike, more difficult than usual. Well, it is because the wheel won't turn as it is rubbing against both of my chain stays. The cops meanwhile are just standing there. "I bet that was the biggest show you have seen out here in a while." Again they ask me if I am alright, I say I just need to call for a ride. They leave, I walk through the grass out to the path and get eaten by mosquitoes. Good thing about wrecking at 5:30 AM is that you can run across Lake Shore Drive at random places since the traffic is still really light.
Julie came to my rescue and I walked to find coffee in the meantime. The Starbucks happened to be three doors west of the diner cops go to in the morning and I saw my new friends getting out of their car. They saw me carrying my bike. "Is your crank screwed up?" "No, the wheel is trashed. The path isn't such a good place to be driving a car." Silence. On the bright side, the registers were not working at the coffee shop so I got my espresso for free.
I guess one of the reasons I am having more "problems" this year than last is that I am on my bike about 100 times more trying to be a good cyclist. So, feeling strong and riding the bike is good. I am again just wishing I was not doing this in Chicago.





Reader Comments (16)
glad you're okay ben.
It's always amazing to read about your crashes and how well you do. Thanks for free coffee.
glad you are ok and that you had the mad skillz to avoid the car....yikes.
i say you spend less time being a good cyclist and more time being a loudmouthed, crass, shit-talking, retarded cop-berating, scene-making, old fashioned asshole. it gets you better stories to tell.
hmmm that wheel looks like its in poor shape, better ride trail tomorrow.
wow, that sucks man... we'll call that a quarter of a life. a couple weeks ago there was a firetruck(!) driving down the LFP at like 2pm when it was full of people. they were going slow, obviously, but really ridiculous nonetheless.
That is all the cops did? They didn't offer to take you home. That is bull crap if you ask me. They cause an accident and don't offer you a ride home. Crazy. Glad you are okay!
I have also been on my bike lots more this year and have had a bunch more rediculous crashes/things(like my left side crank arm falling off last night. three cheers to half-assed tune ups) happen to me as well.
Im glad that you have suffered very little injury from all of your misfortunes. if anything it is reassuring to myself to know that someone way faster than me can have just as much trouble sometimes keeping it rubber side down.
You see!! It pays to sit around and build motorcycles instead of riding! Oh wait, I'm slow and fat now.
You should have told the cpos to at least buy you breakfast.
I'll admit, I enjoyed reading your post because it reminded me of one of my favorite places in Chicago, Valois, which from your description sounds like the diner you saw the cops at. Oh, and glad you're okay, Ben!! :)
Aww, Ben! If you managed to fix your bike, maybe you and I can meet up tomorrow for bike fun, if not beer fun.
What if you sued the city and offered to settle for the cost of the suit + $1,000. They always take this kind of thing (a nuisance value settlement) and maybe it would put pressure on the PD to stop driving cars on the path.
I also can't believe they didn't at least offer to drive you home. Another reason why I dislike cops.
Wow, glad you're OK. I swear that curve is some sort of vortex/blind corner -- I have almost slammed into numerous pedestrians down there, but never a cop car!
yikes! here's what I don't get... they have cops on bikes, why not send *them* out to the path?? I agree with the lawsuit idea. Cops need to be more aware in this city... it's pretty much a given that I let the cop do what I know they're about to do - blow a light without a siren or any warning, turn without a signal etc etc... inlcuding one who almost turned left right into me while i was riding home. I gave him my best impression of my Mother's disapprioving "are you really that much of an idiot?" look... luckily, he actually he looked ashamed.
With Police on bicycles, a cop car has absolutely no buisness being on the path. Glad you are in one piece.